Katherine Heigl, and the Haunted House

Marcus works at a haunted house now, every single night after work. Which I hate, because Marcus is pretty much the only friend I have to hang out with other than Paul Quintana.

Today he was telling us about how there is a midget(I have no idea what the appropriate word for this is) that works at the haunted house, and she eats fire, balloons, and bugs. But she doesn’t eat spiders, because she likes spiders. Then he said “Ashley if she ate a spider it would be like you eating a golden retriever…or you eating Katherine Heigl.”

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